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you ignoramuses! fetid swordswallowing hippie love concubines! I will scratch my inordinately sweaty armpit in defiance of your ineptitude. you sit here, reading this while squirrel molesting sycophants wearing leiderhosen stalk the nettle ridden dingleberried backside of the Grate and Powderful Untied Stakes of Armorica. stones and sticks, bones and bricks Tom Thumb tells me i’m write. But take that moustachioed lady over..

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Help! Mayday! SOS! we’ve been invaded by the Scorpions from Saturn, close relations of the Spiders from Mars. our only recourse is to watch the hilarious Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and discover our own androgyny. i’ve always wanted to have my very own fishnets. time to flagellate myself with damp kelp.

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shiraz.

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