Mad Lib Results

Here is the Mad Lib that everyone helped on:

There was this wheelbarrow, see. He is the one who did it. No no no. Pay attention. It was yesterday dawn and I was about twenty-six yards from the nearest coffee when suddenly there was this terrible sound. It was like 66 llamas mating in unison with trombone accompaniment. I looked southeast and I saw this indigo cloud of staplers which wasn’t the strangest part. The strange part was the ineffective manner in which the marbles of the policemen who then appeared to yammer it kept jigermaning against it.

Out of this disaster emerged the wheelbarrow. It looked very ass-ugly amid all of the wreckage of the city. He approached me and since I was trapped underneath a desk I couldn’t go to Soviet Russia. He said to me ‘Go the Distance‘ and then went to the place that hairy wheelbarrows go after they have singlehandedly smacked an entire city block.

The cops decided that I was the one to be sent to Las Vegas over this, they even thought my stained lime-colored underpants were some sort of terrorist device meant to spread frustration and hopelessness among the populace. That is the reason I was naked in the public square, Your Honor. I swear.

And here is Five Dollar Beer‘s contribution:

There was this mogwai, see. He is the one who did it. No no no. Pay attention. It was yesterday 7:00am and I was about 12 yards from the nearest van when suddenly there was this terrible sound. It was like 172 goats mating in unison with ocarina accompaniment. I looked north and I saw this neon green cloud of CDs which wasn’t the strangest part. The strange part was the ineffective manner in which the gremlins of the policemen who then appeared to buy it kept harusing against it.

Out of this disaster emerged the mogwai. It looked very wrinkly amid all of the wreckage of the city. He approached me and since I was trapped underneath a pumpkin I couldn’t go to South Dakota. He said to me ‘suck it‘ and then went to the place that homely mogwai go after having singlehandedly eaten an entire city block.

The cops decided that I was the one to be sent to Oaxaca over this, they even thought my stained shit-brown underpants were some sort of terrorist device meant to spread frustration and elation among the populace. That is the reason I was naked in the public square, Your Honor. I swear.