I’d say I’ve smelled someone smoking up in downtown Cleveland at least six times since I started work thataway. Usually on Ontario right before Public Square, but once I smelled it oh so briefly, on the bus, on Carnegie Bridge, right above the Cuyahoga.

I think the neighborhood skunk or one of its progeny has made its way to my neck of the woods, many mornings when I leave it smells like a wood pussy has been nearby.

I’ve been using a health-​food-​esque deodorant for the past year, just a stick of salt, but I had to buy some chemically engineered stuff for post-​gym odoriferocity. This stuff is called “Ice Dive” but smells exactly like a grapefruit.

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