A Short List of Things I’ve Failed

  • Devel­op­ing con­sis­tent­ly healthy eat­ing habits
  • Fig­ur­ing out a reg­u­lar exer­cise sched­ule
  • Dri­ving below the speed lim­it
  • Patience
  • Home own­er­ship
  • Long-term roman­tic rela­tion­ships
  • Invest­ing
  • Weight loss
  • Scram­bled eggs
  • Good pos­ture
  • Beat­ing the orig­i­nal Super Mario Broth­ers
  • Going on vaca­tion
  • Not being weird
  • Pub­lish­ing my writ­ing
  • Being respect­ed in my com­mu­ni­ty
  • Learn­ing gui­tar
  • Being qui­et
  • Express­ing emo­tion
  • Lis­ten­ing
  • Hav­ing con­fi­dence
  • Ancient Greek 103
  • Mak­ing bis­cuits from scratch
  • Writ­ing reg­u­lar­ly
  • Main­tain­ing friend­ships
  • Doing dish­es in a time­ly man­ner
  • My son
  • My mom
  • My dog
  • You