A Short List of Things I’ve Failed

  • Developing con­sis­tent­ly healthy eat­ing habits
  • Figuring out a reg­u­lar ex­er­cise sched­ule
  • Driving be­low the speed lim­it
  • Patience
  • Home own­er­ship
  • Long-term ro­man­tic re­la­tion­ships
  • Investing
  • Weight loss
  • Scrambled eggs
  • Good pos­ture
  • Beating the orig­i­nal Super Mario Brothers
  • Going on va­ca­tion
  • Not be­ing weird
  • Publishing my writ­ing
  • Being re­spect­ed in my com­mu­ni­ty
  • Learning gui­tar
  • Being qui­et
  • Expressing emo­tion
  • Listening
  • Having con­fi­dence
  • Ancient Greek 103
  • Making bis­cuits from scratch
  • Writing reg­u­lar­ly
  • Maintaining friend­ships
  • Doing dish­es in a time­ly man­ner
  • My son
  • My mom
  • My dog
  • You