This morning, my dog and I caught God trying to sneak through the city like a man skipping Mass in search of a drink. He still filled the sky and his steps were like the echoes of an empty hallway. My dog just wagged her tail but I shouted at him: I SEE YOU, OLD AFRAID MAN! He didn’t turn, just created a dirty rabbit which he threw over-shoulder at my dog. I don’t know if my dog or the rabbit was more surprised. The rabbit dissipated using natural rabbit-magic, and when I looked, so had God. The city whispered an antiphon: Kýrie, eléison.