Rally Behavior

to­day marks the be­gin­ning of my fi­nals week ral­ly be­hav­ior. no shav­ing, min­i­mum groom­ing, on­ly nec­es­sary wash­ing. i’ll be wear­ing the same clothes un­til i go home on the 9th. dis­gust­ing i know. there is a rea­son. it makes mar­moset hunt­ing much eas­i­er. the pygmy mar­moset is the tan­gi­ble form that all things stress­ful in my life take with me. so around fi­nals time they have been breed­ing all se­mes­ter and now co­or­di­nate an all out of­fen­sive for my soul. i must bend all of my psy­chic en­er­gies to de­feat­ing them and keep­ing their ne­far­i­ous plan to over­throw the uni­verse at bay. this se­mes­ter i have an al­ly: the Notre Dame squir­rel. since i have made friends with them they have agreed to act as my in­fantry. i like am­i­nals (*twitch twitch*)

to­day i am clean