5 Loads of Laundry

6.9.02 EXT. NORTH QUAD 1:00pm DAY

4 more hours of drudgery in the lafo com­put­er clus­ter re­sult­ed in two things 1) i re­al­ized i am a mere pawn in a cos­mic game of screw-the-deal­er eu­chre 2) a new icon for ver­bal im­po­tence. then i went in­to the glo­ri­ous out­doors and lay around shirt­less for awhile ab­sorb­ing free rad­i­cals in an at­tempt to speed up my mu­ta­tion process and grow a third eye. (every­one else thought i was just get­ting a tan, lit­tle do they know my plans for them). then i did 5 loads of laun­dry and wrote a po­em out­side while the ma­chines were re­mov­ing the oils, ex­cre­tions, hairs, dead skin and var­i­ous oth­er of­fal from my cloth­ing. i even washed the ap­pro­pri­at­ed coat.

in oth­er news, my quest to Rule the World by Domination Through Squirrels in­fomer­cial has been met with less than en­thu­si­as­tic re­spons­es by the US Government. it ap­pears that they have de­vel­oped their own squir­rel army and my in­fomer­cial would com­pro­mise their “strate­gic goals” to con­trol the Arab nut mar­ket. what­ev­er. the in­ter­est­ing thing is that this site has ac­tu­al­ly been vis­it­ed by the US gov­ern­ment. it shows up on my web­stats. i have al­so had vis­its from the US mil­i­tary, Canada, Australia, Austria, and Malaysia. Canada might be Pete…Austria might by Don, but i have no idea what else. its prob­a­bly a good thing i re­moved the “how to build a nu­clear bomb” de­mo from my site be­fore the mil­i­tary saw it.