Behold! The T-​shirt

last night i awoke with a film idea at 3:46 in the morning. i cannot tell it to you though for fear that the fascist elves will acquire it and manipulate it toward their goal of world domination.

went shopping today. bought clothes.

saw a shirt reading: Video games don’t affect children. If Pacman had affected us as children we would all be running around in the dark, munching candy and listening to repetitive music.

Behold! the genius that is the T-​shirt saying.