Behold! The T‑shirt

last night i awoke with a film idea at 3:46 in the morn­ing. i can­not tell it to you though for fear that the fas­cist elves will acquire it and manip­u­late it toward their goal of world dom­i­na­tion.

went shop­ping today. bought clothes.

saw a shirt read­ing: Video games don’t affect chil­dren. If Pac­man had affect­ed us as chil­dren we would all be run­ning around in the dark, munch­ing can­dy and lis­ten­ing to repet­i­tive music.

Behold! the genius that is the T‑shirt say­ing.