Search Strings

a hand picked list of search strings that have resulted in a hit on my site (there could be funnier ones, but I only see 50 and there are over 140 for this month):

  • dirty toenails
  • drunk and shaved my head
  • girls that are crosseyed
  • goth roommate from hell
  • how to prevent a dislocated kneecap
  • redheaded virgin catholic goth
  • a written description of the appearance of a scary person
  • funding circus performers 2002 (my personal favorite)