a hand picked list of search strings that have resulted in a hit on my site (there could be funnier ones, but I only see 50 and there are over 140 for this month):
- dirty toenails
- drunk and shaved my head
- girls that are crosseyed
- goth roommate from hell
- how to prevent a dislocated kneecap
- redheaded virgin catholic goth
- a written description of the appearance of a scary person
- funding circus performers 2002 (my personal favorite)