Did It.

I got per­mis­sion to be in Advanced Poetry Writing. I had to sub­mit a 5 po­em man­u­script to do so. Here is the email from the prof:

Dear Adam,

You can print this out and take it to Kim in the English de­part­ment as per­mis­sion to reg­is­ter for Engl 402, Advanced Writing. I’ll look for­ward to meet­ing you.

The Prof.

Now, in my hap­pi­ness, i will an­a­lyze the above email.

  1. Dear Adam: This means my po­ems have made me dear to her heart.
  2. You can print this out…department: She is giv­ing me per­mis­sion to gloat over my pre­ferred sta­tus to the un­der­lings in the English Department. Apparently, Kim in par­tic­u­lar is on her shit list and i should make sure to gloat even more to her. Perhaps Kim wasn’t GOOD enough to be in the class.
  3. Permission…Writing: Another state­ment giv­ing ev­i­dence to my elite sta­tus.
  4. I’ll look for­ward to meet­ing you: Apparently she be­lieves i can teach HER some­thing about po­et­ry.