If I could have a harem, these are the famous people that it would contain. Non-famous people have been omitted to protect my innocence.
– She has played mostly small but important roles so far in What Women Want
[briefly topless!], and The Wedding Planner
. I love me a hot redhead.
– I don’t really know what all the big fuss was about when she shoplifted a few years ago. She had stolen my heart long before.
– She is some kind of sultry forbidden fruit. I think probably an apple.
– Real Women Have Curves.
– I’d like to engage in some covert operations with this redhead.
– Sure she is married to a soccer-god. She also hasn’t met me.
– I find it difficult to write anything about her because of all the drool that gets on the keyboard.
– Tom Cruise needs to find a less attractive beard and free the lovely Pen?lope up for all us wolf-whistlers.
– In The Man Who Wasn’t There
she looks so good it hurts.
– Just as hot as Ms. Johansson.
Ir?ne Jacob- If you haven’t seen Trois couleurs: Rouge
, do it tonight.
Heidi Gluck and Freda Love- 2/3 of Some Girls, Phil gets Juliana Hatfield, but she doesn’t do it for me anyway.
Sarah McLachlan- If you have seen the Adia video and the album art for her newest release, I need no justification.
Ashley Judd- arghlarghlarghlarghlarghl.
The eunuch in charge of these girls would be Dwayne Douglas Johnson [He is gonna end up fat and hairless anyway]. Thank you for your waste of time.