Pre-Sex Dreams

man-pillow.jpgAfter pu­berty but be­fore I had seen a naked girl naked in the flesh af­ter pu­berty and also whilst still a vir­gin, my mind nonethe­less at­tempted to dream about sex. This failed mis­er­ably.

I didn’t re­ally re­mem­ber what a naked girl looked like, or for that mat­ter what a naked woman looked like. This is mostly be­cause I had no ac­cess to the means with which I might find out, pornog­ra­phy; and it had been years since I had played ‘Show Me.’ And it is very stu­pid that op­po­site sex bod­ies are so taboo that a 13 or 14 year old boy who has learned all about fal­lop­ian tubes and the men­strual cy­cle in health class can still not know what a vagina or breasts look like.

So dream­ing about sex with some­thing that has no vi­sual ref­er­ence apart from cross-sex­tional di­a­grams in a slightly gummy health book is not a recipe for suc­sex. So my pre-sex sex dreams were mainly a se­ries of suc­sex­ive at­tempts at try­ing to find out what a naked girl looked like. As strong as my imag­i­na­tion is it was not up to this task. So, fail­ure. I don’t re­ally have a point. I’ll stop writ­ing.

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3 thoughts on “Pre-Sex Dreams

  1. I think your point was to again try to prove that you did not, in fact, have sex dreams about a cer­tain per­son. And, yes, you failed mis­er­ably.

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