Teapot

teapot.jpgToday is ‘Ask Me A Question And I Will Answer It Day.’† I don’t really have anything to write about, nor do I know why I chose a picture of some teapots. I’ve not been thinking very much as of late.

† I swear.

28 thoughts on “Teapot

  1. I don’t believe you specified that a person had to use they’re real name in order to get an answer.

  2. oh magic 8-ball adam….will it rain today?

    oh magic 8-ball adam….are the ladies fawning over you yet?

    oh magic 8-ball adam….where’s that G-Mail account?

  3. Ray Ray: That is correct, I also did not specify that my answer would be correct, or, even make sense.

    Patrick: Love is a well-made meal with fresh pie for dessert and a nice nap after.

    Jmay: Yes. No. Check your jeremyandchristy.net email.

  4. I rarely check that account.
    oh magic 8-ball adam….
    The link you followed to this page seems to be stale. Since the link has passed its expiration date, it’s no longer valid for a Gmail account. If you’d still like to sign up for Gmail, you’ll need to get a fresh account creation link. We apologize for the inconvenience.

  5. Do you still talk to the red-haired one of which you rarely speak? Still harbor resentment toward that, or do you think you’ve moved past it?

    I wrote her an email a month ago, she responded, but I dunno, it sorta seemed stale and I don?t think she cares to hear from me or not. No biggy. The only thing I resent about that situation is my own stupidity. As for moving past it, every time I do something stupid I?m reminded of all the other times I?ve done something stupid, so I don?t forget it, but I am beyond it.

    Kat has always wondered if you found her attractive enough to date? She, if you hadn’t noticed, finds you attractive. I will now wash my hands of that, since playing (psuedo) matchmaker blows.

    I do not know her well enough or remember what she looks like well enough to determine whether she is attractive to me or not. But, if I did remember her as the coolest and hottest chickie ever, I still wouldn?t date her because you did for so long. Dating a friend?s ex would weird me ou.

    What is your mom’s middle name?

    She doesn?t have one.

    How many times have you been in love?

    I?ve loved plenty of people, it comes easily to me, but I don?t think I?ve ever ?been in love? because it has never been reciprocated.

    I have wondered about this off and on since high school ended… did/do you dislike Emily? Or did I mistake dislike for burning sexual tension?

    I?ve got no problem with Emily and I?ve never had. I?ve also never wanted to be more than friends with her. I don?t know WHERE you got that feeling.

    Will Episode III suck or just blow? Is it likely it’ll do both?

    My mind boggles at how bad it is likely to be.

    Am I insane for even considering moving back to C’ville for Em?

    No.

    Did you enjoy losing your virginity or was it a forgettable experience?

    I enjoyed it, how could someone forget the first time?

    More fun to watch with a large group: Rocky Horror Picture Show or Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

    Holy Grail is much more quoteable, Rocky Horror weirds too many folks out.

    Would you be interested in helping me organize a get-together of all our mutual old friends (I’m talking like 15 people, plus possible SOs) sometime, someplace, taking place in the next year or so? I’ve had it in my mind to try all summer.

    Perhaps, you gotta give me more details. Shoot me an email.

  6. Lauren, yeah, if i love someone and it is not returned i am not ‘in love’ because i am projecting love from myself and receiving none in return. for me, ‘being in love’ is loving and being loved in return or being loved and loving in return and both. if love is a one way street then it never gets anywhere.

    k, that sounds like a really neat collection. is it very large?

  7. dear strongbad…..i mean adam….heres a couple……

    1. what is, in your opinion, the greatest song of all time

    2. why am i so awesome?

    3. whats the last good book you read, and should i read it?

    4. what do you remember most from high school?

  8. kara,

    wow, that is a pretty sweet teapot. I bet a lot of the stories would be like ‘Saw someone asleep and drooling on the way to Sacramento.’

    Phil,

    1. Good god man, you should know better than to ask something like that. I’m going to say Bohemian Rhapsody just cause I can play it no matter what mood I’m in.

    2. Because you rock on.

    3. You should read The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. LeGuin, its all about madness and reality and dreams. Its science fiction.

    4. I remember shirtless running on brittle brown grass in 95 degree heat, breathing in dust. I remember wearing togas to school senior year and getting away with it and I remember bailing out of SRT to go hang in Glo’s room. I also remember all the car rides to Richmond.

  9. Where am I right now as I write this?

    What have I done today?

    When am I planning on following through on my plans for world domination?

    What is that smell emanating from your orifices?

    Do you like to be tickled?

  10. Wow, let me break out my list I started making in 7th grade… Truthfully, I’d ask a list of questions as long as the distance between Lafayette and Cleveland, but I respect your privacy too much.

    I hope you field some fun questions and have a nice Thursday. 🙂

  11. 1: Patrick, try this essay. As for me, I’d solve a problem like Maria by asking her to solve the problem.

    2: NeaL, goddammit ask a few of ’em already.

    3: Ray Ray, your IP address is 167.68.1.67 which is owned the company for which we work. Ergo, you are probably within punching distance of me. If you ask the question with your real name I will answer it truthfully. Until then, my answer is ‘your mom.’

    4: Bacon

    5: Living in fear for a long time [i’m still like this in some ways, which still causes me regret]

  12. Whoa. Bacon is a condiment now? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME!? All the years I went without bacon on my cheerios…

    You bastards.

  13. Okay, I am much too curious. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, and of course you reserve the right to shun me on any question if applicable…

    1. Do you still talk to the red-haired one of which you rarely speak? Still harbor resentment toward that, or do you think you’ve moved past it?
    2. Kat has always wondered if you found her attractive enough to date? She, if you hadn’t noticed, finds you attractive. I will now wash my hands of that, since playing (psuedo) matchmaker blows.
    3. What is your mom’s middle name?
    4. How many times have you been in love?
    5. I have wondered about this off and on since high school ended… did/do you dislike Emily? Or did I mistake dislike for burning sexual tension?
    6. Will Episode III suck or just blow? Is it likely it’ll do both?
    7. Am I insane for even considering moving back to C’ville for Em?
    8. Did you enjoy losing your virginity or was it a forgettable experience?
    9. More fun to watch with a large group: Rocky Horror Picture Show or Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
    10. Would you be interested in helping me organize a get-together of all our mutual old friends (I’m talking like 15 people, plus possible SOs) sometime, someplace, taking place in the next year or so? I’ve had it in my mind to try all summer.

  14. TOT
    One of my small sturdy teapots was used to serve tea aboard the railway – pre ’30s.
    I think of the stories it could tell.

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