The worst Christmas song in the world is Feliz Navidad. I had hoped to make it through the holiday season without hearing its Nutra-Sweet™ world-music, Broadway-Elvis pastiche, but my plans were most cruelly foiled yesterday at the post office.
The song has no redeemable qualities and is only useful insofar as it can be made to stick in the head of your hated enemy. Its powers rival those of It’s a Small World.
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAAAHHHHRT!