Now that I am fully recov­ered from my sick­ness, I’ve restarted my explo­ration of the refrig­er­ated vendy down­stairs. This morn­ing I bought Big Mike’s Gourmet Sausage and Bis­cuit for $1.50.

This break­fast sand­wich wasn’t all that bad, it tasted like sausage-​flavored but­ter. All-​in-​all, a bit like your aver­age McDonald’s break­fast sand­wich, minus all the paper waste and the smell that attaches to your cloth­ing like a dog hump­ing your leg. Weigh­ing in at a macho 3.2 ounces [91g], Big Mike’s Sausage and Bis­cuit pro­vides the con­sumer with 336 calo­ries [213 from fat] 24g of total fat [8g sat­u­rated] 26mg of cho­les­terol, 1001mg of sodium, 24g of carbs, 9g of pro­tein and 14% of the RDV of iron.

Best, Big Mike’s sand­wiches are hand made! [On a con­veyor belt] You can even order some online. I wouldn’t rec­om­mend it though. My Big Mike’s was dis­trib­uted by V.W.C. Incor­po­rated, out of Lon­don, OH. The only thing I could find out about them is that they are gov­ern­ment con­trac­tors. So who knows what kind of test hor­mones have been injected into their sammiches…