Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin

Otis Spunkmeyer is at least a rec­og­niz­able name in the creepy refrig­er­ated vendy down­stairs. Yes­ter­day I bought a Choco­late Choco­late Chip Muf­fin for $1.00. It was 6.5 oz and 700 calo­ries of muf­fin goo, held together only by long chain sat­u­rated fats, but nonethe­less was tasty in a processed sort of way. I was going to buy a corn dog but some­one had beaten me to it and in its place was a pickle in a bag com­plete with pickle juice. I didn’t have the courage to try that.

2 Responses to “Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin”

  1. peppermintlisa Says:

    Spunkmeyer?
    I’d like to meet the peo­ple behind that name. They’ve got to either be com­plete buf­foons or sub­ver­sive hooligans.

    i can’t believe they have a pickle in that vend­ing machine. I think you need to take a photo of the vend­ing machine and post here.

  2. Patrick Says:

    Back when I was 16 and work­ing at Cedar Point, I used to *live* on Otis Spunkmeyer muffins. In par­tic­u­lar their banana nut or choco­late choco­late chip. It was the only thing in the vend­ing machines there that wasn’t about 20X the cost of what they sold for in stores.

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