Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin

Otis Spunkmeyer is at least a rec­og­niz­able name in the creepy re­frig­er­at­ed vendy down­stairs. Yesterday I bought a Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin for $1.00. It was 6.5 oz and 700 calo­ries of muffin goo, held to­geth­er on­ly by long chain sat­u­rat­ed fats, but nonethe­less was tasty in a processed sort of way. I was go­ing to buy a corn dog but some­one had beat­en me to it and in its place was a pick­le in a bag com­plete with pick­le juice. I didn’t have the courage to try that.

3 thoughts on “Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin

  1. Spunkmeyer?
    I’d like to meet the peo­ple be­hind that name. They’ve got to ei­ther be com­plete buf­foons or sub­ver­sive hooli­gans.

    i can’t be­lieve they have a pick­le in that vend­ing ma­chine. I think you need to take a pho­to of the vend­ing ma­chine and post here.

  2. Back when I was 16 and work­ing at Cedar Point, I used to *live* on Otis Spunkmeyer muffins. In par­tic­u­lar their ba­nana nut or choco­late choco­late chip. It was the on­ly thing in the vend­ing ma­chi­nes there that wasn’t about 20X the cost of what they sold for in stores.

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