Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin

Otis Spunkmeyer is at least a recognizable name in the creepy refrigerated vendy downstairs. Yesterday I bought a Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin for $1.00. It was 6.5 oz and 700 calories of muffin goo, held together only by long chain saturated fats, but nonetheless was tasty in a processed sort of way. I was going to buy a corn dog but someone had beaten me to it and in its place was a pickle in a bag complete with pickle juice. I didn’t have the courage to try that.

3 thoughts on “Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin

  1. Spunkmeyer?
    I’d like to meet the people behind that name. They’ve got to either be complete buffoons or subversive hooligans.

    i can’t believe they have a pickle in that vending machine. I think you need to take a photo of the vending machine and post here.

  2. Back when I was 16 and working at Cedar Point, I used to *live* on Otis Spunkmeyer muffins. In particular their banana nut or chocolate chocolate chip. It was the only thing in the vending machines there that wasn’t about 20X the cost of what they sold for in stores.

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