Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip Muffin

Otis Spunkmey­er is at least a rec­og­niz­able name in the creepy refrig­er­at­ed vendy down­stairs. Yes­ter­day I bought a Choco­late Choco­late Chip Muf­fin for $1.00. It was 6.5 oz and 700 calo­ries of muf­fin goo, held togeth­er only by long chain sat­u­rat­ed fats, but nonethe­less was tasty in a processed sort of way. I was going to buy a corn dog but some­one had beat­en me to it and in its place was a pick­le in a bag com­plete with pick­le juice. I didn’t have the courage to try that.

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  • Spunkmey­er?
    I’d like to meet the peo­ple behind that name. They’ve got to either be com­plete buf­foons or sub­ver­sive hooli­gans.

    i can’t believe they have a pick­le in that vend­ing machine. I think you need to take a pho­to of the vend­ing machine and post here.

  • Back when I was 16 and work­ing at Cedar Point, I used to *live* on Otis Spunkmey­er muffins. In par­tic­u­lar their banana nut or choco­late choco­late chip. It was the only thing in the vend­ing machines there that wasn’t about 20X the cost of what they sold for in stores.

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