Pierre Foods Two-Fers: 2 Char-Broils with Cheese

Anoth­er vis­it to the Pierre Foods kitchen today at the vendy. I got 2 Char-Broils with Cheese for $1.50. Total weight: 4.8 ounces. Unfor­tu­nate­ly I could not find the exact same item on the Pierre Foods site. Instead I’ve linked to the clos­est one. No nutri­tion­al infor­ma­tion avail­able, unfor­tu­nate­ly.

This item is nuked in the microwave for 30 sec­onds and is then con­sid­ered ful­ly cooked. The pat­ties were match­box-sized bits of grey­ish meatish sub­stance. The kind of stuff we called “kan­ga­roo meat” in col­lege. One nor­mal slice of amer­i­can cheese was siamesed between the “char-broils” in a dis­play of cheap­ness that rivals my own miser­ly nature. The buns were sesame seed, hard as a high-school stiffy before cook­ing and soft and wet like a sod­den infant-chewed stuffed ani­mal after being in the microwave. What­ev­er those sand­wich­es were made from, I don’t think it was food.

They were still bet­ter than White Cas­tle slid­ers though.

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  • I’ve noticed that you are rather fond of that vend­ing machine at work…

    Are you try­ing to give your­self a coro­nary? 😛

  • Adam,

    I some­how lost your link in my blog roll — don’t know how that hap­pened — my faux pas

    Any­how hope all is well with you…

    As ever,
    Colette

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