Interrogation Day

Every once in awhile I set aside a day for Organic/Mechanic read­ers to ask me any sort of ques­tion on any sort of top­ic and I will, to the best of my knowl­edge, answer said ques­tions. One of those days is today. So ask away. Make ’em hard or easy, per­son­al, philo­soph­i­cal, what­ev­er strikes your fan­cy.

24 thoughts on “Interrogation Day”

  3. Patrick, accord­ing to the 16 year old girls in the park last night, I do, appar­ent­ly, look like a nerd. And since I was in the park with my lap­top, I sup­pose they were right.

    Anony­mous, No, I am not emo.

  4. Have you ever bought extra junk in order to “cov­er up” the pur­chase of con­doms?

  5. No, I’ve nev­er done that. And I appre­ci­ate your assump­tion that I, in fact, get some. When I was work­ing as a cashier at Kmart some­one once bought a quart of motor oil and some ribbed-for-her-plea­sures. That was it. Hilar­i­ous.

  8. What’s the most ined­i­ble (either dis­gust­ing or just not meant to be ingest­ed) that you’ve eat­en?

  9. I would eat dead flies when I was a tod­dler. When I was 7 or 8 I tried eat­ing Gravy Train. And late­ly, well you know all about the vend­ing machine…

  11. If your life had to be summed up in one album title…which album would it be?

  12. p: cheese, sausage, iced tea, peas, mac­a­roni

    j: The Rise and Fall of Zig­gy Star­dust and the Spi­ders from Mars

  17. 3 + 3 = BURN!

    Patrick:
    You’re too old to lose it, too young to choose it
    And the clocks waits so patient­ly on your song
    You walk past a cafe but you don’t eat when you’ve lived too long
    Oh, no, no, no, you’re a rock ’n’ roll suci­ide

  19. Would you rather be decap­i­tat­ed by:

    a) A large set of vagi­na den­ta­ta;

    b) A large set of breasts encased by a bra made of chain­saw blades and chunks of bro­ken mir­ror;

    c) A nunchuck-fling­ing chick with the face of Leather­face and the body of a Play­boy bun­ny;

    or

    d) Yo mama?

  20. Also, how much would could a wood­chuck chuck if a wood­chuck could chuck wood (or have I asked this before)?

  21. Do you have any plans to move back to Indi­ana at any point in the future?

    Is life eas­i­er, hard­er, or as expect­ed on the dif­fi­cul­ty scale com­pared to how you thought it’d be 6 years ago?

  22. In a fight between:

    Cook­ie Monster(old school, none of that healthy shit) vs. Mr. T

    Odin vs. Her­mes

    Road Run­ner vs. Jer­ry (of Tom & Jer­ry)

    Me vs. You

    Who wins?

  23. L: B, just because that bra is so sweet. wood­chuck = yo mama

    NeaL: No plans on mov­ing back to Indi­ana, life is a bit eas­i­er, but more bor­ing.

    Squirt: Mr. T would win because Mr. T would win any fight. Odin would win because he’s already died once and has noth­ing to fear, although it would take a long time since Her­mes is so fast and could prob­a­bly heal him­self. Jer­ry would win against the Road Run­ner because the only thing the RR ever does is run away. The same rea­son­ing applies to the fight between us.

  24. Ziggy…nice…I was just lis­ten­ing to that tonight. Hmmm.….

    (FYI: mine is “This is a long dri­ve for some­one with noth­ing to think about” by Mod­est Mouse)

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