Interrogation Day

Every once in awhile I set aside a day for Organic/​Mechanic readers to ask me any sort of question on any sort of topic and I will, to the best of my knowledge, answer said questions. One of those days is today. So ask away. Make ‘em hard or easy, personal, philosophical, whatever strikes your fancy.

24 thoughts on “Interrogation Day

  1. Patrick, according to the 16 year old girls in the park last night, I do, apparently, look like a nerd. And since I was in the park with my laptop, I suppose they were right.

    Anonymous, No, I am not emo.

  2. Have you ever bought extra junk in order to “cover up” the purchase of condoms?

  3. No, I’ve never done that. And I appreciate your assumption that I, in fact, get some. When I was working as a cashier at Kmart someone once bought a quart of motor oil and some ribbed-​for-​her-​pleasures. That was it. Hilarious.

  4. What’s the most inedible (either disgusting or just not meant to be ingested) that you’ve eaten?

  5. I would eat dead flies when I was a toddler. When I was 7 or 8 I tried eating Gravy Train. And lately, well you know all about the vending machine…

  6. 3 + 3 = BURN!

    You’re too old to lose it, too young to choose it
    And the clocks waits so patiently on your song
    You walk past a café but you don’t eat when you’ve lived too long
    Oh, no, no, no, you’re a rock ‘n’ roll suciide

  7. Would you rather be decapitated by:

    a) A large set of vagina dentata;

    b) A large set of breasts encased by a bra made of chainsaw blades and chunks of broken mirror;

    c) A nunchuck-​flinging chick with the face of Leatherface and the body of a Playboy bunny;


    d) Yo mama?

  8. Also, how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood (or have I asked this before)?

  9. Do you have any plans to move back to Indiana at any point in the future?

    Is life easier, harder, or as expected on the difficulty scale compared to how you thought it’d be 6 years ago?

  10. In a fight between:

    Cookie Monster(old school, none of that healthy shit) vs. Mr. T

    Odin vs. Hermes

    Road Runner vs. Jerry (of Tom & Jerry)

    Me vs. You

    Who wins?

  11. L: B, just because that bra is so sweet. woodchuck = yo mama

    NeaL: No plans on moving back to Indiana, life is a bit easier, but more boring.

    Squirt: Mr. T would win because Mr. T would win any fight. Odin would win because he’s already died once and has nothing to fear, although it would take a long time since Hermes is so fast and could probably heal himself. Jerry would win against the Road Runner because the only thing the RR ever does is run away. The same reasoning applies to the fight between us.

  12. Ziggy…nice…I was just listening to that tonight. Hmmm.….

    (FYI: mine is “This is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about” by Modest Mouse)

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