In the tradition of Maddox and Found, I bring you this hybrid of both, which ended up on the windshield of my car this past Saturday at the WSM.
Now, the reason this is so funny is that when I parked my car there were no other cars in the surrounding spaces. So unless that person’s car was invisible, I couldn’t have hit it. And if that person’s car was invisible, they should be glad I didn’t crush it under my Oldsmobile. My car, while it looks crappy, gets about 30mpg and will be good for another 130k miles. There. I have defended its honor.