Pierre Foods Fast Choice® BBQ Pork Rib Shaped with BBQ Sauce Sandwich

I shouldn’t have done it so soon, but I did. Today I purchased the Pierre Foods Fast Choice® BBQ Pork Rib Shaped with BBQ Sauce Sandwich from the vending machine. Bad idea. To say that my stomach is upset after eating this would be like saying that Mike Tyson has an eating disorder.

Here is an obviously digitally enhanced photo sample of the sandwich I purchased. Imagine a McDonald’s McRib sandwich from the wrong side of the tracks, so poor that it can’t even afford to be dirt-​poor. Raised on cigarette smoke and beatings, sharing a 2 room shack with its alcoholic parents, knifing people on the streets just to buy its daily bread, dying early, pitifully, rabidly. And then coming back to life as a zombie. That is what this sandwich was like. And it says the taste has been improved! I think licking the backside of a cat would be more appetizing than this sandwich. And I’m allergic to cats. Blorf.

Nutrition information is here. I’ll let you read it for yourself. I need to lay down now.