Pierre Foods Fast Choice® BBQ Pork Rib Shaped with BBQ Sauce Sandwich

I shouldn’t have done it so soon, but I did. Today I pur­chased the Pierre Foods Fast Choice® BBQ Pork Rib Shaped with BBQ Sauce Sand­wich from the vend­ing machine. Bad idea. To say that my stom­ach is upset after eat­ing this would be like say­ing that Mike Tyson has an eat­ing dis­or­der.

Here is an obvi­ously dig­i­tally enhanced photo sam­ple of the sand­wich I pur­chased. Imag­ine a McDonald’s McRib sand­wich from the wrong side of the tracks, so poor that it can’t even afford to be dirt-poor. Raised on cig­a­rette smoke and beat­ings, shar­ing a 2 room shack with its alco­holic par­ents, knif­ing peo­ple on the streets just to buy its daily bread, dying early, piti­fully, rabidly. And then com­ing back to life as a zom­bie. That is what this sand­wich was like. And it says the taste has been improved! I think lick­ing the back­side of a cat would be more appe­tiz­ing than this sand­wich. And I’m aller­gic to cats. Blorf.

Nutri­tion infor­ma­tion is here. I’ll let you read it for your­self. I need to lay down now.