Any Which Way You Can

I got zero sleep last night and no one likes my shirt today. Also, my bike tire is flat. Your challenge is to guess why I’m in a good mood when I’m not too tired to think.

10 thoughts on “Any Which Way You Can

  1. You hooked up with a smoking hot babe last night and that is why you were up all night. This all from a bike ride last night in which you got the flat tire. Then said hottie gave you a ride back to your place where you commenced staying up all night reading poetry to each other.

  2. My guess is also that somebody fixed your wagon last night. It’s the only acceptable reason for being in a good mood on a Monday.

  3. Simple – you are in a good mood because you are not 6′ underground. Nobody likes to wake-up dead – especially on a Monday.


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