Dear Friends and Family,

The time is fast approach­ing for my birth­day and Christ­mas. If you are smart you are already order­ing hol­i­day gifts from Ama­zon. If you wait until after Thanks­giv­ing, there is no guar­an­tee you’ll get things in time. I have two wish­lists. I keep my Tolkien obses­sion sep­a­rate from the other stuff for orga­ni­za­tional pur­poses. The links I’ve pro­vided should orga­nize my wish­lists by pri­or­ity. As always, you don’t have to order from here if you find it elsewhere.

My reg­u­lar wish­list is here.
My Tolkien wish­list is here.
My MEC wish­list is here.

I would also like:

• Non-​theme-​based mag­netic poetry.
• A full-​size iron­ing board.
• A big bot­tle of Cen­trum.
• A six-​month mem­ber­ship at a gym or a few appoint­ments with a per­sonal trainer.
• If you smoke, to stop smoking.

I will update this as my greed esca­lates with the impend­ing holidays.

Alter­na­tively, you could buy a poor folk some­thing in my name from Oxfam.