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  • Snog­gy, the only rea­son I came up with that one is because I have Lego dudes with top hats.

    I have now, Jeff. Unfor­tu­nate­ly, I’ve not pur­chased Legos in years, so I don’t have any dudes with cool shades like that.

  • Jeff beat me to the com­ment about wired. What about Joe Bob vs Vadar or any of the oth­er Star Wars leg­gos?
    Joe Bob and his cousin Bil­ly Bob go drinkin’ and fishin’
    Bil­ly Bob and Jim Bob go out and shoot some road signs…
    For some rea­son I think of Joe Bob as a red­neck escaped from either indy­tucky or kansas.…

  • All of my Star Wars Legos are still in their orig­i­nal pack­ages. Since the movies sucked so much I might as well open them. I doubt they’ll be worth any­thing.

    Yeah Joe Bob is pret­ty much your aver­age hick. I think I’ll have him buy a car next, that one has been rat­tling around in my head for a bit.

  • Joe Bob goes on a date with his sis­ter, Jill Bob.
    Joe Bob puts his truck up on cin­der blocks.
    Joe Bob nego­ti­ates with ter­ror­ists, swap­ping rac­coon hides and moon­shine for POW.
    Joe Bob eats at Red Lob­ster or the Olive Gar­den.
    Joe Bob goes in for a job inter­view and FUCKS SHIT UP.

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