I went to the dentist for the first time in several years today. They kept exclaiming over how nice my teeth were, but it seems like going to the dentist is now akin to getting your oil changed at LubeTown; every three seconds someone is trying to sell you a little perk that you don’t need. No, I don’t want to drop a sawbuck of c‑notes to get my teeth whitened, nor do I want to shell out a few less clams for white strips, even if they are 20 times stronger than what you can buy in the store. Nor do I need a fluoride treatment, that shit is a government conspiracy to dispose of toxic waste. Besides, I drink so much tea that I’m likely fluoridated up to my eyeteeth anyway.
I do need to start flossing though, I agree with them on that point.
My first proclamation of independence after I turned 18 was: I will never go to the dentist again! Cold food and drinks cannot touch the teeth on the left side of my mouth, but that’s neither here nor there.
There is nothing quite like snogging a girl whose mouth smells like a hot landfill. Not that I have any experience with that; but I’m sure there is nothing quite like it.
No fair. I don’t go to the dentist but I do brush my teeth on a fairly regular basis. Plus, even I floss.