My left eye has been twitching an awful lot lately. Not the eye itself, but the flesh and muscle around it. I’m sure I don’t have a vitamin deficiency and pretty sure I’m not dehydrated, so until it goes away on its own I’ve decided to make good use of it. I’ve added a hunched back, a violent stutter and a tendency to scuttle to my already horrific appearance and am currently practicing my sinister lurking abilities. Does anyone have a meat hook I can borrow? Maybe I can borrow his.

5 thoughts on “Tic

  1. Stress and changes in my caffeene levels. Seriously I have to have earl grey or soda at least once a day or my eye twitches and I get ill, of course if I have to much I end up the same way…have to balance that rush.

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