Stop Cleveland

Stop ClevelandSince the local media is going through its monthly “Cleveland has a self-esteem problem” schtick, I thought I’d point out something that makes me wrysmile every time I see it. Cleveland stop signs provide a subliminal negative message. They all say “Stop Cleveland.” Yes, the “Cleveland” is very very small, but that only makes the plot more insidious. Think about how many times you see a stop sign in Cleveland every day. That’s how many times you are subtly brainwashed by whomever came up with this sinister idea to sever any attempts at progress in this town. It is an obvious plot by Pittsburgh. I call this Science.