Stop Cleveland

Stop ClevelandSince the lo­cal me­dia is go­ing through its month­ly “Cleveland has a self-es­teem prob­lem” schtick, I thought I’d point out some­thing that makes me wrys­mile every time I see it. Cleveland stop signs pro­vide a sub­lim­i­nal neg­a­tive mes­sage. They all say “Stop Cleveland.” Yes, the “Cleveland” is very very small, but that on­ly makes the plot more in­sid­i­ous. Think about how many times you see a stop sign in Cleveland every day. That’s how many times you are sub­tly brain­washed by whomev­er came up with this sin­is­ter idea to sev­er any at­tempts at progress in this town. It is an ob­vi­ous plot by Pittsburgh. I call this Science.