Wherefore Art Thou, WiFi?

I’m cur­rently in the back­woods of Indi­ana. [Noblesville to be pre­cise. Hamil­ton county is one of the rich­est and fastest grow­ing coun­ties in the nation, but it still feel like back­woods because] My aunt and uncle still depend on AOL dial-up for inter­net access, but I’m cur­rently steal­ing WiFi from one of the $400k clone­houses that are creep­ing ever-closer to this turn of the cen­tury farm house. I’m con­sis­tently happy that I spent the extra bills for a more pow­er­ful receiver. My cousin is get­ting mar­ried later today, and there is an open bar at the reception.