Alternative Ways to Squeeze the Charmin

• Vise Grips.
• Drop an anvil on it.
• With your thighs.
• Throw it into a black hole.
• Raise its prop­er­ty tax­es.
• Trash com­pactor.
• Using some fat guy’s man-breasts.
• Using some hot chick­’s woman-breasts.
• Bel­ly flop­ping on it.
• With Dynam­ic Ten­sion™.

6 thoughts on “Alternative Ways to Squeeze the Charmin”

  2. I’m one of the few peo­ple who don’t find McSweeney’s fun­ny. I don’t par­tic­u­lar­ly think this entry is very fun­ny either, but I was bored.

  3. sigh. i thought it was humor­ous, in a smug sort of way.

    but i find McSweeneys often fun­ny. not in an overt way, but in a these-peo­ple-have-the-same-nerdy-humor-mind­set-as-me sort of way. in a chuck­ling sort of way.

  5. Adam catch me online or give me a call in the next cou­ple of days. I may have a line one some web­con­sult­ing work for a lit­tle side income.

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