Guilty Pleasures

• Join­ing var­i­ous indie-rock Soulseek chat rooms and ask­ing peo­ple if they have X song by Y artist that is on the Top 40 list and act­ing all hurt and offend­ed when they tell me they don’t lis­ten to that crap and to chris­sakes try the search func­tion you dumb­fuck.
• XHTML strict web design.
• It’s Been Awhile by Staind, Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, Spice Up Your Life by The Spice Girls, How You Remind Me by Nick­el­back, Bil­ly Joel, Queen.
• Kraft Sin­gles.
• Irish exits.
• Say­ing delib­er­ate­ly ambiguous/mean things that can be tak­en seri­ous­ly or not seri­ous­ly and leav­ing the oth­er per­son to fig­ure out which I tru­ly mean. You know who you are.