Bowl-​legged

One of my coworkers told me that I’m bowl-​legged today. This is true. I tend to walk as if my insteps are treading an invisible line. Despite my bowl-​leggedness, I still get knock-​kneed, especially when running or around a pretty woman. All of this supports my theory that my legs tend to operate as a distinct entity if I don’t keep an eye on them, and because of this I’m in a constant state of falling. Only my superhuman agility keeps me from hitting the ground…most of the time.

5 thoughts on “Bowl-​legged

  1. My superhuman back-​handsprings exist in another plane of the space-​time continuüm. You probably won’t be able to see them. Yeah.

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