Bear Paw Mittens

Bear Arms I re­ceived bear paw mit­tens for Christmas, and they’ve be­come my fa­vorite gift. They give me near end­less amuse­ment, I get to act like a bear and make in­finite puns about do­ing things with my bear hands. In ad­di­tion to this, I al­so get to act like a bear and make in­finite puns about my bare hands. These mit­tens are so awe­some that peo­ple do triple takes. I pre­tend they are my ac­tu­al hands and won­der aloud if I’ll ever find gloves that will fit. I prob­a­bly ex­as­per­ate every­thing with­in ear-sight of me when I have them on. They even have the bonus of be­ing fair­ly warm, de­spite their acrylic na­ture. The next time I’m in Canada, I might try fish­ing with them.

It has al­so been sug­gest­ed to me that I get a shirt that says “Everyone has the right to bear arms.”

17 thoughts on “Bear Paw Mittens

  1. I sug­gest a bear shirt that is re­al­ly Beer shirt that has a bear with deer antlers.   That would be awe­some.  and al­so a good idea for Halloween next year.  Get some antlers with those claws and go as “beer”. 

  2. I’m awe­some. When you are done with the antlers, may I please use them to make the world’s sex­i­est chan­de­lier?

  3. could you find out where those came from? i saw them last year and i was bummed that i can’t find them any­more.

  4. in a mo­ment of gen­eros­i­ty i gave my black bear paw mit­tens to a friend who was cov­et­ing them… i thought i’d be able to find an­oth­er pair but am hav­ing dif­fi­cul­ty. i think they were Thinsulate? any sug­ges­tions? help!

  5. Those mit­tens are amaz­ing. I’ve been look­ing for ex­act­ly the­se to give to my boyfriend as a christ­mas present, but can’t find any­thing like them at all, any­where!! Could you find out ex­act­ly where you got them from please? Or, I no­ticed you post­ed this a while ago, if you don’t want them any­more, may­be you’d think about sell­ing them? 🙂

  6. I need to know where those mitts were bought my sis­ter wants a pair and i cant find them any­where

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