I received bear paw mittens for Christmas, and they’ve become my favorite gift. They give me near endless amusement, I get to act like a bear and make infinite puns about doing things with my bear hands. In addition to this, I also get to act like a bear and make infinite puns about my bare hands. These mittens are so awesome that people do triple takes. I pretend they are my actual hands and wonder aloud if I’ll ever find gloves that will fit. I probably exasperate everything within ear-sight of me when I have them on. They even have the bonus of being fairly warm, despite their acrylic nature. The next time I’m in Canada, I might try fishing with them.
It has also been suggested to me that I get a shirt that says “Everyone has the right to bear arms.”
January 17th, 2008 at 8:35 am
what if someone tries to catch you in a net when you are walking down Euclid Ave??
January 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I’ll maul them.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:01 am
I suggest a bear shirt that is really Beer shirt that has a bear with deer antlers. That would be awesome. and also a good idea for Halloween next year. Get some antlers with those claws and go as "beer".
January 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
That would be genius. I’d just be afraid of someone trying to shove a tap up my ass.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
You have claws and you’re afraid of having your ass tapped? See comment #2.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
i just love the fact that bear claw mittens make you feel like a bad ass.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I’m awesome. When you are done with the antlers, may I please use them to make the world’s sexiest chandelier?
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:25 am
if i put those on, it would justify serious hybrnation !
October 5th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
could you find out where those came from? i saw them last year and i was bummed that i can’t find them anymore.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:53 am
My honey says she got them at Sears.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
thank you so much!
November 10th, 2008 at 12:09 am
in a moment of generosity i gave my black bear paw mittens to a friend who was coveting them… i thought i’d be able to find another pair but am having difficulty. i think they were Thinsulate? any suggestions? help!