How Many MPG?

The most com­mon semi-smarmy ques­tion I get about rid­ing my bike to work is: “How many MPG do you get with that thing?” So I decid­ed to do more bike math. There are 2080 calo­ries in one gal­lon of 2% milk. Using the calo­ries burned count from last year [220 calo­ries per day [6.6 miles per day]] I get 62.7 miles per gal­lon of milk while rid­ing my bike.

2080/220 = 9.454545

9.5 days * 6.6 miles per day = 62.7 mpg.

If the aver­age cost of milk is $3.50 a gal­lon, it costs me a lit­tle more than 5 ¢ per mile.

3.5/62.7 = 0.0558 $ per mile.

So the next time some­one asks, I’ll tell them that I get 62.7 mpg of milk which is about 5¢ per mile; and secure my nerd­dom for all time.

3 thoughts on “How Many MPG?”

  1. I’m real­ly glad you fig­ured this out. I’ve seri­ous­ly been won­der­ing for awhile.
    Well, not for milk, specif­i­cal­ly, but for every­thing I put in my tank.
    If you ever do rice/soy milk and Edmund Fitzger­ald vari­a­tions on this theme, let me know.

  2. I don’t actu­al­ly drink much milk any­more, unless it is soy milk in my cere­al. It looks like a gal­lon of soy milk is pret­ty close to 2%; 2176 calo­ries per gal­lon. Soy milk is about twice the price of reg­u­lar, non-organ­ic milk, so your fuel costs you more per mile [but has oth­er ben­e­fits, much like high­er octane gaso­line].

  3. If bik­ing burns 36 calo­ries per mile and nurs­ing burns 500 calo­ries a day, than I’m nurs­ing the dai­ly caloric equiv­a­lent of 13.9 bike-miles. That’s about a mile and a half per feed­ing.

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