Trigger Warning

I'll see your vegan
feminist organic fair trade
vertically farmed locally sourced
free range kale and raise
you one nuke a godless
communist gay baby seal for

Whether driven in
frenetic asceticism or
buzzed in actinic economics
everybody seems pissed
off in these
days of judgment.

There are two kinds
of triggers. You've been
warned. Now,

go ahead and
pull one - 

I dare you.

I get annoyed by holier-​than-​thous of any stripe. I can be one at times. Or most of the time. Anyway, hollering on about whatever type of fundamentalism you choose isn’t productive. The more we preach the less we listen. If you’re gonna holler though, you might as well piss off everyone and take the bullet.