Trigger Warning

I'll see your vegan
feminist organic fair trade
vertically farmed locally sourced
free range kale and raise
you one nuke a godless
communist gay baby seal for
Christ.

Whether driven in
frenetic asceticism or
buzzed in actinic economics
everybody seems pissed
off in these
days of judgment.

There are two kinds
of triggers. You've been
warned. Now,

go ahead and
pull one - 

I dare you.

I get annoyed by holi­er-than-thous of any stripe. I can be one at times. Or most of the time. Any­way, hol­ler­ing on about what­ev­er type of fun­da­men­tal­ism you choose isn’t pro­duc­tive. The more we preach the less we lis­ten. If you’re gonna holler though, you might as well piss off every­one and take the bul­let.