Dear Friends and Family,

Instead of buy­ing me some­thing, please con­sider donat­ing in my name to The Amer­i­can Can­cer Soci­ety.

Oth­er­wise, here’s my greed-​filled list:

• A queen-​sized elec­tric blanket.
• A queen-​sized head board.
• An antique ice­box (some­thing like this one).
• Antique bookshelves/​barrister shelves.
• Old, wooden whiskey/​liquor crates.
• Old lunch pail.
• Clif Bars.
• Wool Socks: 30° Below socks, please.
• A bot­tle of Cap­tain Mor­gan Spiced Rum.
• A bot­tle of Hendrick’s Gin.
• A bot­tle of Bulleit Bourbon.
• A gift cer­tifi­cate to (from most-​desired to least-​desired): J. Crew (this is the only place I can find dress shirts that fit my mon­key arms), Lowe’s, Home Depot, Ama­zon, or Music Saves.
• Fancy hot choco­late mix (NO hazel­nut, please).

There is also my Ama­zon wish­list (mostly books & DVDs), if you’re will­ing to sift through it.