Dear Friends and Family,

Instead of buying me something, please consider donating in my name to The American Cancer Society.

Otherwise, here’s my avaricious list:

• A queen-sized head board.
• A metal spatula.
• A 3×5′ American flag
• A gift certificate to:  J. Crew (this is the only place I can find dress shirts that fit my monkey arms) or Amazon or Target or Google Play or Lowe’s.
• Fancy hot chocolate mix (NO hazelnut, please).
• An antique icebox (something like this one).
• A subscription to Interview or Wax Poetics.
• Antique bookshelves/barrister shelves.
• A bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
• A bottle of Hendrick’s Gin.
• A bottle of Bulleit Bourbon.
• Something from my Etsy favorites.
• Something from my Amazon wishlist.