Dear Friends and Family,
Instead of buying me something, please consider donating in my name to The American Cancer Society.
Otherwise, here’s my avaricious list:
- A queen-sized head board.
- A metal spatula.
- A 3×5′ American flag
- A gift certificate to: J. Crew (this is the only place I can find dress shirts that fit my monkey arms) or Amazon or Target or Google Play or Lowe’s.
- Fancy hot chocolate mix (NO hazelnut, please).
- An antique icebox (something like this one).
- A subscription to Interview or Wax Poetics.
- Antique bookshelves/barrister shelves.
- A bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
- A bottle of Hendrick’s Gin.
- A bottle of Bulleit Bourbon.
- Something from my Etsy favorites.
- Something from my Amazon wishlist.