Archive for the ‘Dreams’ Category

Horror Comedy Adventure Dream*

So I own the House Of Leaves and my movie-generic wife is swallowed by an evil crab-walking toddler who crawls into a cupboard and morphs into a rolled up bath rug. Wu Tang Iron Fist RZA shows up to take care of the possessed house issue and brings U-God with him. U-God tries to saw […]

Another Adventure Dream

Abraham slept from 8:30 to 5:00 last night, so I actually managed to have a long, involved adventure dream of the likes I’ve not had in quite some time. The earliest part I can remember is that a friend of mine needed me to sell her a car. I wasn’t actually a car salesman, although […]

Dreamland Transportation

Lately I’ve been having many dreams involving various forms of transportation and how they fail me. A frequent one has me in a tiny boat that keeps getting swamped from rough water, leaving me stranded in the middle of a lake; another has me trying to get my unwieldy bike down a steep and narrow […]

Dreams, Lately

A couple of nights ago I dreamed I was at a Guns ‘N Roses concert; they were playing Bon Jovi covers. In the dream, I kept trying to fall asleep, but kept myself awake because I didn’t want to miss the music. I ended up waking up fully because I tried so hard not to […]

New Recurring Nightmare

My new recurring nightmare places me in something like an Egyptian tomb, at least in terms of decoration and danger, and the low ceilings, dim light, and definite sense of tons of weight overhead. I’m part of a team exploring this place for its treasures and dangers. There are many rooms, each with its own […]

Sequel

Weird dream last night. I’m in a spaceship with some random acquaintances who are my crewmates and we’re traveling through space and/or time for some reason. The trip removes or retards all of our primary sexual characteristics but no one seems to care about that or anything much, except me, even when some folks die […]

Pyramid

This dream had MacGyver in it. Also this humongous underground pyramid complex that we seemed to be both trying to escape from and trying to get into. We’ve escaped to aboveground, a very nice grassy area with a few trees ahead. There is no sky or even anything that could be called a horizon, just […]

Avalanche of Scrap

I know there was more taking place in this dream before I pick it up here, but this is what I remember. I’m driving around town in a fuel-efficient sort of go-cart, except it has bigger wheels and I see a steamroller fall off of a bridge right in front of me. The guy jumps […]

Reversals

I don’t write here because I think that my life and thoughts are important, but sometimes I wonder if I write here to make myself think that my life and thoughts are important. It is a small change. They are removing the ceiling tiles and doing electrical work in the office, the result is a […]

Librarian

The library is a natural resource. And I really enjoy that pun. I had a dream that I was in a library, and specifically in a computer room in a library with a bunch of ruckus friends. This computer room was from an Irish movie I saw years ago, and I remember a character watching […]

Weirdest Dream Ever

I had a new weird dream last night. It took place in this pseudo-neo-gotham-trenchtown hybrid city; always night. and I was trying to catch up with this girl because she had some sort of information that was crucial for some sort of reason. Its one of those, “the person you are looking for is always […]

Blood

Man. I had the weirdest fricking dream I’ve had in recent memory last night. All last night. One continous dream broken by my typical 3am rising for something to drink. Yeesh.

Ghost-Wraith Dream

So I’m in this room-slash-hall with some friends and a few satellite personages who are really nothing more than technically proficient warm bodies. They are technically proficient at whatever I need them to be techinically proficient at. My friends are around because what we are doing in this room-slash-hall is going through it to reach […]

Dream Poem

I’ve had a dream a few times that has a poem in it. I’m in a pre-remodeled classroom in O’Shaughnessy Hall, a really tiny room with an upright piano and the teacher is sitting at the piano and the class is grouped around her and my poem is on the music stand of the piano.

Groundhog Dream #1

I was dreaming last night that I was falling from a certain height over and over and over and over and over and over again. Falling and landing, hard; a belly flop onto the ground. I felt a bit bruised, I must admit. I often have dream where I am injured, tortured or even killed. […]

Derelict Dream

I had a dream that I’ve not had in years, and it showed. Everything in the dream was old and derelict. There is this giant tree [now losing its leaves] and in the tree is a big net/hammock with a [now crustydusty] sheepskin in it. I know that a famous elf once slept very restfully […]

Dream Engaging

Last night, I dreamed that I was watching election coverage and couldn’t get a straight answer from any station regarding specific numbers of electoral votes. Then I saw an interview where the moniker bar at the bottom of the screen said George W. Bush, President-Elect. I sort of noticed it in passing as it were, […]

Dream-o-nomicon

I’ve had plenty of weird-ass dreams lately and I figure posterity will determine my contribution to the world through the examination of this blog, perhaps an account of my dreams will provide insights to that which is Adam.

Another Willem Dafoe Dream

Willem Dafoe was the devil and had made a movie in the tradition of The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs. For some reason, my subconscious chooses Willem Dafoe to be the face of evil when I dream.

Pre-Sex Dreams

After puberty but before I had seen a naked girl naked in the flesh after puberty and also whilst still a virgin, my mind nonetheless attempted to dream about sex. This failed miserably.

War Dream

I had many dreams last night but the one I am going to tell you about involves me going off to war. I was living on a planet that might as well have been Earth but wasn’t. I say that it might as well have been Earth because if you had been born into that […]

Another Dream

so i remembered another dream i had last night. its pretty straightforward. i go visit this little old lady with cookies who prophesizecies to me about what happens later on in my dream [sounds like the matrix]. i never remember dream dialogue so forget about what she said. it was basically something along the lines […]

I, Robot Yarf

i’m not updating much because this week is crazy busy for me. i saw a preview for I, Robot last night which pissed me off to no end because it is so far removed from what Isaac Asimov wrote that it is nothing more than a Matrix-like spinoff with Will Smith and a classic title. […]

J Dreams

The night before last was nearly sleepless for me. Typically I have almost complete control over what I dream about, even unto nightmares. Yet Monday night, I had quite uncomfortable dreams, and I am not certain why they were so uncomfortable. Every dream I had, and when ever and where ever it took place, my […]

Goth Dreams and Continuity Editing

I had this dream the other night, where I was in this goth club just minding my own business listening to some kickass darkwave, when some dude started something. Apparently I was not sufficiently ‘goth’ to be present in the club [i.e. I wasn't dressed very gothy.] He said something along the lines of ‘You […]

Dream Rules

if you ever find yourself in one of my dreams always remember this. anyone drinking tea has been or is about to lie to you. that includes you and me. if you are drinking tea, you have been lying to yourself about something. when i drink tea in my dreams it is always Earl Grey. […]

Wildass Dream

another wildass dream last night. i was the rebellious son of a fictional President. Then the aliens invaded and all hell broke loose. as i fled with my father the president (he was more like a retired commando than a commander in chief) we went to this secret underground/water base in St. Joseph’s lake. what […]

War Dream

Last night I had a completely awful dream. We were about to start a war. I was walking down the hallway and the guys were in the lounge watching The Toob . On it was one Showdown: Iraq now reporting on the immanent eminent imminent initial US strikes. I was only ten when the 1st […]

Causal Deity Phantasies

i had one of those dreams last night where nothing and no one exists unless your dream persona thinks about it. I call these dreams when I have them Causal Deity Phantasies. Actually i just made that up now but it still works. i’m basically a causality god in these dreams and my dreamconcious decisions […]

Recurring Dream

well, i have a new recurring dream. i’m glad too because it is a damn interesting one. my recurring dreams are always action/adventure stories. this one is a bit different in that it has a science-fiction twist. of course, i don’t remember all of the details but i’ll give out the chunks that i do […]

How to Kill a Crayon

5.27.02 INT. 450 SIEGFRIED, ADAM’S BED, THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN i woke up last night hanging halfway out of my bed (headfirst) with my eyes stuck together with gunk and my tongue fused to the roof of my mouth since all moisture in my mouth had evaporated. i had been having a normal dream in […]

Sasha Sprassus

Dear Lord I had some strange dreams last night! Who the hell is Sasha Sprassus? Every dream I had I was searching for her and everyone seemed to know who she is. Is she hot? Does she want me? I never found her, but I sense the progression of my dreams was flowing backward because […]