Whatever spare spare time I’ve had the last couple of weeks I’ve spent trying to figure out how to make a lifestream page for this site. A lifestream is basically a page that shows as close to everything possible that a particular person has been up to on the internet. A firehose is somewhat similar. [...]

I’ve been neglecting this site for quite some time. There are a bunch of reasons for this, but none of them are good excuses. I’ve been a busy man, and real life has been keeping me blessedly busy with school, conferences, holiday travel, holiday shopping and collaboration with some local folks. When my life rearranged [...]

Since I haven’t updated this site in over a month, I’m punishing myself [and you as well] by forcing myself to redesign. Again. Only the twist this time is that I’m not doing it behind the scenes, but, bit by bit, while trying to make the site remain readable as I go. Playing with a [...]

I’ve switched back to my old Minima theme until I figure out what I incorrectly coded in Mark Elf that breaks it in WordPress 2.3. This Dexter release is pretty awesome looking already, especially the native tagging support, so I’m anxious to get all my ducks in a row. Maybe I’ll even take the time [...]

Here I am, back again and fancier than ever. I’ve finally inched toward a higher echelon of blogging authenticity by hopping on the MT bandwagon. Now that I have redesigned and have nifty auto-archiving et al. there is really only one thing about this site that bothers me. You might be able to help… I [...]

a hand picked list of search strings that have resulted in a hit on my site (there could be funnier ones, but I only see 50 and there are over 140 for this month): dirty toenails drunk and shaved my head girls that are crosseyed goth roommate from hell how to prevent a dislocated kneecap [...]

Holy Balls! Yesterday was a record day for hits on my site. all of that is owed directly to this Pretty Okay Guy at defectiveyeti. thanks to him for the shoutout. here is another one of my stupid fill in the blanks. Russell was on his back fallen leaves watching the breezes accompanying the new [...]

i’ve almost got the CSS version of my page finished. i was almost giving myself and aneurysm trying to figure it out for the past few days but it all clicked yesterday especially after a little help from this place. now all i need to do is get moveabletype installed correctly on my webspace and [...]

5.29.02 INT. HESBURGH COMPUTER CLUSTER 10:08am DAY more goofing around on my blog. i might download this program called moveable type. it is free and supposedly will make my page a little more organized. i also did a little research into my spirit guide, but there is very little on the net about jakalopes. although [...]

my fever has broken for the time being, but i still have these aches and weird tingly and stretchy feelings. i think some unknown force is under the impression that i am silly putty. anyway. some site issues. you will need Internet Explorer version 5 or higher to get this to appear properly if you [...]

everything that is written in this weblog is the property of me myself and i. this site is my mind. i am in total control of my mind. i choose to delete comments that are not constructive or appropriate for my mind. saying that you are ‘telling it like you see it’ does not mean [...]

i’m trying to get a comments thing up and running for these random musings. it is tougher than it looks especially for someone that knows no HTML. i don’t like it when people get sick. i never know what to do to help them out. whenever i get sick i just wrap myself up in [...]

Valentine’s Day my ass. At least my mother loves me. This is the story of my life. I ordered a webcam yesterday and hopefully I’ll get it hooked up and functioning as a part of my website once it arrives. I figured out what I want my domain name to be when I get a [...]