My Physical Deformities

Friday, 12 August 2005

Today I will describe, in minute detail, my various physical deformities. Drumroll, please.

  • I have a slight limp in my left leg.
  • My nose is crooked.
  • The left side of my face is lower than the right side.
  • My left eye is less open than my right eye.
  • Sometimes I get long pubic-‚Äčlike nosehairs.
  • I am slowly going bald.
  • I am missing a tooth.
  • I have a long scar on my right temple.
  • I have a mutant patch of hair on the right side of my chest that is not matched on the left side.
  • I have a mole on my arm that grows pubic-‚Äčlike nose hairs.
  • I have a few pockmarks. [Should have listened to mom when I had chicken pox]
  • I slouch.

Thank you.