My Physical Deformities

Friday, 12 August 2005

Today I will de­scribe, in minute de­tail, my var­i­ous phys­i­cal de­for­mi­ties. Drumroll, please.

  • I have a slight limp in my left leg.
  • My nose is crooked.
  • The left side of my face is low­er than the right side.
  • My left eye is less open than my right eye.
  • Sometimes I get long pu­bic-like nose­hairs.
  • I am slow­ly go­ing bald.
  • I am miss­ing a tooth.
  • I have a long scar on my right tem­ple.
  • I have a mu­tant patch of hair on the right side of my chest that is not matched on the left side.
  • I have a mole on my arm that grows pu­bic-like nose hairs.
  • I have a few pock­marks. [Should have lis­tened to mom when I had chick­en pox]
  • I slouch.

Thank you.