For the Open Mic

Sunday, 26 January 2014

I went to an open mic tonight. That might seem hyp­o­crit­i­cal based on my stan­dard po­si­tion re­gard­ing them, but this one was specif­i­cal­ly for folks un­der 30. It was great. There wasn’t one per­son there whose name any­one who pays at­ten­tion to Cleveland po­et­ry would rec­og­nize. The po­et­ry ran the gamut in terms of style & qual­i­ty and there was no ego present, on­ly hu­mil­i­ty. I heard bits of a po­et­ic di­a­logue be­tween an pris­on­er & his pen pal, po­ems about be­ing bira­cial, elegies, lyrics, sex­u­al­ly sug­ges­tive po­ems, and down­right fun­ny ones. It was great. There wasn’t one beat-style po­em, and no one talked about d.a. levy or any oth­er old dead white guy po­ets.

To my knowl­edge, I was the on­ly per­son over 30 there. A cou­ple of the folks want­ed me to read, but I de­clined. I don’t want to be the old guy in the room that I com­plain about. I’m al­so try­ing to par­tic­i­pate in po­et­ry as a lis­ten­er. There are plen­ty of mid­dle-class het­ero­sex­u­al white cis­male writ­ers, who feel like they need to speak, but have lit­tle unique to say, and lit­tle de­sire to lis­ten to oth­er voic­es. I don’t want to be that guy. I do won­der if my re­fusal to read was just an­oth­er ex­am­ple of me ex­ert­ing priv­i­lege, and if I should have be­cause I was asked to. I want­ed to hon­or the spir­it of the open mic and al­so be present to lis­ten. I’ve been to plen­ty of open mics where the au­di­ence is whol­ly com­posed of “read­ers” who spend their time think­ing about what they’ll read in­stead of lis­ten­ing to the per­son ac­tu­al­ly read­ing. This one was filled with lis­ten­ers. Poetry 4 Free has been one way for me to re­move my ego from my po­et­ry prac­tice, lis­ten­ing to un­der-rep­re­sent­ed voic­es in po­et­ry is an­oth­er way to re­move a bit of ego as well.

I look for­ward to sit­ting and lis­ten­ing in to more of the un­der-30 open mics. It was great.

Against the Open Mic

Saturday, 3 November 2012

Today I’ve given up at­tempt­ing to read at po­et­ry open mics. I at­tend­ed the quar­ter­ly open mic held at the Cleveland Public Library and thought it was go­ing to be great, no fa­mil­iar faces, lots of first timers — hes­i­tant, un­pol­ished, earnest. Thus, I tweet­ed.

Why good? Because the Cleveland po­et­ry scene is filled with old men writ­ing shit po­et­ry. Old men writ­ing shit po­et­ry and telling each oth­er it reads like ros­es. The on­ly thing more an­noy­ing than an ego­tis­ti­cal po­et is an ego­tis­ti­cal po­et who writes crap. In Cleveland, this has been go­ing on for so many years — with po­et heads are so far up their po­et navels — that the­se guys feel en­ti­tled to a mea­sure of adu­la­tion and a pass on their poor be­hav­ior. It’s nigh in­ces­tu­ous, but, more char­i­ta­bly, prob­a­bly just di­rec­tion­al se­lec­tion. It’s off-putting to ground­ed writ­ers, and dis­taste­ful to neo­phytes.

What hap­pened to­day is that one of the­se guys waltzed in to the open mic af­ter miss­ing all of the oth­er read­ers and then spent 5 min­utes rum­mag­ing through a ream of un­or­ga­nized po­ems for the 3 sheets of his own po­em. Then the friend who ac­com­pa­nied him read a cou­ple of nice po­ems. Afterward, no one else seemed keen to read ex­cept for me, but the open mic was brought to a awk­ward­ly abrupt end by an au­di­ence mem­ber in­stead of the li­brar­i­an who has been run­ning it. Omphalo-Cranially-Inverted Poet then pro­ceed­ed to tell the rest of the read­ers that the CPL has a whole shelf de­vot­ed to his po­et­ry, and that he has over 50 vol­umes. He end­ed with “If you like my po­et­ry, check them out! If you don’t…” and shrugged.

I de­cid­ed to write a few ba­sic guide­li­nes for po­ets who choose to read at open mics. They are de­signed for pri­madon­nas, but pri­madon­nas won’t read them.

  1. Come pre­pared. Do not bring your en­tire body of work un­less it is or­ga­nized and each po­em is eas­i­ly ac­ces­si­ble. Rummaging through fold­ers and binders and half-rot­ted box tops for un­la­beled sheets of po­et­ry wastes everyone’s time.
  2. Come on time. Do not roll in to the venue late, as if you own the place, there­by miss­ing all of the po­ets who have gone be­fore you.
  3. Listen to the oth­er po­ets. Do not spend your non-read­ing mo­ments choos­ing a po­em or prepar­ing to read your po­em.
  4. Do not mo­nop­o­lize. This is not your po­et­ry read­ing. It be­longs to every­one. Two po­ems of reg­u­lar length are ac­cept­able. Three if short­er. Do not read your epic, no one has time for that shit.
  5. Do not brag. It’s an open mic. If you’re hot, peo­ple will al­ready know you’re hot, so you don’t need to bring it up. If your po­ems are good they will speak for them­selves.
  6. Do not pro­mote. Unless you’re a fea­tured read­er, an open mic is not the place for you to shill your­self. Saying “If you want some of my po­ems, see me af­ter the read­ing.” is ac­cept­able. Trying to sell your po­ems like they are a time-share is not.
  7. Appreciate the oth­er po­ets. Clap for every read­er. If some­one says it is their first time read­ing in pub­lic, clap for them be­fore they even read.

Hm. Seven is a good num­ber. I’ll stop.