Sprinkler Madness

Wednesday, 25 September 2002

moth­er­fuck­ing, god­damn sprin­klers. i was all set up for my test shoot, the light­ing was done, the tal­ent was ar­riv­ing mo­men­tar­i­ly and then guess what happens…the moth­er­fuck­ing, god­damn sprin­klers turn on! er­go, i rushed about mov­ing ex­pen­sive cam­era equip­ment and lights around while jets of wa­ter squirt about me. shit like that al­ways hap­pens on film shoots. re­mem­ber what i said about sprin­klers a while ago? fuck the ab­surd. god­damn ex­is­ten­tial­ists. they make me nau­seous.