Dream Rules

Saturday, 15 March 2003

if you ever find your­self in one of my dreams al­ways re­mem­ber this. any­one drink­ing tea has been or is about to lie to you. that in­cludes you and me. if you are drink­ing tea, you have been ly­ing to your­self about some­thing. when i drink tea in my dreams it is al­ways Earl Grey. and if peo­ple are drink­ing in my dreams, it is al­most al­ways tea. no one ever drinks cof­fee, be­cause i don’t like cof­fee. some­times some­one will be drink­ing wine, but the wine tastes like a cran/​grape combo even though it re­tains its al­co­holic ef­fects. these winedrinkers don’t lie any more than reg­u­lar folks. Tea drinkers al­ways lie. these tea drinkers some­times use honey in their tea. when this hap­pens they are about to tell an es­pe­cially good lie. so be­ware. never go to Britain in one of my dreams.