Dream Rules

Saturday, 15 March 2003

if you ever find yourself in one of my dreams always remember this. anyone drinking tea has been or is about to lie to you. that includes you and me. if you are drinking tea, you have been lying to yourself about something. when i drink tea in my dreams it is always Earl Grey. and if people are drinking in my dreams, it is almost always tea. no one ever drinks coffee, because i don’t like coffee. sometimes someone will be drinking wine, but the wine tastes like a cran/​grape combo even though it retains its alcoholic effects. these winedrinkers don’t lie any more than regular folks. Tea drinkers always lie. these tea drinkers sometimes use honey in their tea. when this happens they are about to tell an especially good lie. so beware. never go to Britain in one of my dreams.