The results of the haiku ‘con­test’ can be found here.
Below are some things I wrote last night.

in a swank hotel
a fist­fight with Aquinas
blood drops on the bar

punch­drunk moth­er­fuck
stick­le­back and hack­les
hook, line and sinker

Dear John on paper
a list of pre­cise words in
the wom­an’s small hands

i had this odd dream
don­key kong ver­sus your mom
they went bananas

nun­ca a veces
el ladrón de corazón
muy mal español

what are ele­ments?
earth, fire, water, and the wind
the breath from your lips

skin sweat no fric­tion
smooth glide the ecsta­sy ride
a beast with two backs

the game is over
when chil­dren yearn after the
sharp ends of their tears

door beads, lava lamps
a poly­ester mul­let
thats one jive turkey