Archive for February, 2002

Meagan Doesn’t Like Rhyming

meagan doesn’t like my rhyming. personally i don’t like it much either. however, it helps me learn rhythm so i play with it every once and awhile. here is the latest installment.


today was a little better. i only saw the little fucking bonobo twice. unfortunately both times he made some sort of greeting directed at me. also unfortunate, he was with his redheaded cockwarmer one of those times. The Vagina Monologues were awesome though. Women like that are cool. all of the people bitching about it […]


Well I have my camera…getting it to work is the hard part. Slow and steady wins the race except I have alot of work to do. I am almost ready to burn my old sketchbook journal. Parting with it will not be bittersweet. I’ll be glad to see it go. Besides, I’m saving the good […]


JPW is over and mom had a good time. I bought a new sketchbook today, my old one is full. I think I am going to burn it.

Concerts as of 2002

mom is showing up today for Junior Parents’ Weekend. I hope this is a great experience. We have pornstar seating at table 1 and table 6 for the meals. i’m not getting any work done this weekend, i can already tell you. concerts i have been to: The Beach Boys: I think I was 8. […]

Valentine’s Day my ass

Valentine’s Day my ass. At least my mother loves me. This is the story of my life. I ordered a webcam yesterday and hopefully I’ll get it hooked up and functioning as a part of my website once it arrives. I figured out what I want my domain name to be when I get a […]

All Generalizations

creative writing is synthesis, not analysis. when i write things i tend to deconstruct as i have been taught. i must learn to combine in order to give things meaning apart from what they already have. i hope that my experiences here have not permanently made me into the bitter man i am becoming. life […]

A Very Bad Thing

Well the weekend is over and it is time for me to get back to work. I spent way too much money on Magic cards, but I did manage to get my fix. I had trouble sleeping last night. I only slept for 6 and a half hours instead of longer as is my wont. […]

Sasha Sprassus

Dear Lord I had some strange dreams last night! Who the hell is Sasha Sprassus? Every dream I had I was searching for her and everyone seemed to know who she is. Is she hot? Does she want me? I never found her, but I sense the progression of my dreams was flowing backward because […]

Yarf 1

Few things are more disgusting than walking in on your roommate shirtless and seeing his apelike back getting a backrub from the girl you were interested in until he went for her despite you. I do not even care for either of them anymore because their disregard is so obvious. I walked out until I […]

Cosmic Joke

Sometimes I wonder if I am the butt of a cosmic joke. I’m doing better though. Enlightenment. I am invincible. I’ve got RA interviews tonight. I hope they go well. If I get selected it will save my momma about 6k in college expenses next year. God will do as he deigns. All you have […]


I love the frozen tundra that is the campus of the University of Notre Dame. Why did Cro-Magnon have to follow the game north? Couldn’t we have just been happy as frugivores? I am a tropical primate dammit! I need 70 degrees and 80% humidity. If I lived in Fiji I could run around naked […]

Sucked Ass

Today has sucked ass again. I must have the largest self-esteem problem in the world. That and I get a swollen eye and rugburn across the face because I said “How does it feel to be from Missouri now?” when the Rams lost the Superbowl. Women are attracted to my nincompoop roommate in droves, I […]

The Beginning

Ahhh! Escape! I got off campus last night and I think that is just what I needed. You can go slowly insane without even noticing it around here. As usual I am still having trouble with a social existence at ND. This place is like junior high school, only even more grotesque since we are […]