Landshire Supreme Chicken Salad Sandwich and Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds

My quest to eat all the crap in the vend­ing ma­chine down­stairs led me to the Landshire Supreme Chicken Salad Sandwich, to­day. I paired this with a bag of Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds.

For $1.85 you re­ceive a 4.5 ounce chick­en sal­ad sand­wich. This sand­wich isn’t near­ly as stuffed with chick­en sal­ad as the pic­ture seems to sug­gest. In fact, I wasn’t quite sure there was any chick­en sal­ad be­tween the bread at all. Something was hold­ing the halved slices to­geth­er though, may­be it was just speci­fic grav­i­ty. Anyway, when I pulled the slices of bread open there wasn’t much to see. Maybe a lit­tle some­thing that could have been the skin of a red pep­per long long ago, but noth­ing de­fin­i­tive. The bread was a bit moist, but not quite sog­gy. Overall, it wasn’t that bad. Reminded me of in­finite PBJs from GrabNGo at Notre Dame.

The Pork Rinds on the oth­er hand… 45¢ for a half ounce of ut­ter shit. I’d nev­er had pork rinds be­fore, be­cause I was in­tel­li­gent when I was younger. Imagine some nasty crotch-rot­ting crotch gets cov­ered in bar­be­cue pow­der, deep fried, burned and then the ash­es are formed in­to lit­tle chunks like dried phlegm. I ate prob­a­bly 14 of the half ounce. I couldn’t make my­self con­tin­ue. *blorf*

This meal wasn’t as ex­cit­ing as the oth­ers.

7 thoughts on “Landshire Supreme Chicken Salad Sandwich and Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds

  1. The Landshire chick­en sal­ad on “hon­ey wheat” bread is rel­a­tive­ly in­of­fen­sive. Not good, mind you, but it has to be bet­ter than that al­leged fish you tried the oth­er day. What kind of chick­en sal­ad do you ex­pect for $1.75? One with ac­tu­al pieces of chick­en?

  2. Matt, I think I could get more chick­en from a Chikin ‘n a Biskit crack­er than in that whole sam­mich.

    Jeff, I eat health­ily in the evenings and go run­ning, the on­ly thing I’m go­ing to al­low to kill my liv­er is Ketel One, Stoli or Grey Goose.

  3. I saw a guy at work eat a chick­en sand­wich from the vend­ing ma­chine. I thought about you. He said it was not “too” bad. It looked re­al­ly bland, white and soft but af­ter he poured mayo on it, it did not looked so bad. Then I thought, is that why wom­en wear make-up?

  4. Shalom Adam,

    You know, the guy who did this sort of thing in Super Size Me end­ed up with liv­er dam­age.

    Be care­ful.

    B’shalom,

    Jeff

  5. Shalom Daniella,

    Maybe not. But it is the rea­son I think wom­en shouldn’t wear make­up. I hold the per­son­al be­lief that no wom­an is quite so beau­ti­ful as she is in the first 30 sec­onds af­ter she wakes up in the morn­ing.

    B’shalom,

    Jeff

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