My quest to eat all the crap in the vending machine downstairs led me to the Landshire Supreme Chicken Salad Sandwich, today. I paired this with a bag of Porkies Crispy Fried Pork Rinds.
For $1.85 you receive a 4.5 ounce chicken salad sandwich. This sandwich isn’t nearly as stuffed with chicken salad as the picture seems to suggest. In fact, I wasn’t quite sure there was any chicken salad between the bread at all. Something was holding the halved slices together though, maybe it was just specific gravity. Anyway, when I pulled the slices of bread open there wasn’t much to see. Maybe a little something that could have been the skin of a red pepper long long ago, but nothing definitive. The bread was a bit moist, but not quite soggy. Overall, it wasn’t that bad. Reminded me of infinite PBJs from GrabNGo at Notre Dame.
The Pork Rinds on the other hand… 45¢ for a half ounce of utter shit. I’d never had pork rinds before, because I was intelligent when I was younger. Imagine some nasty crotch-rotting crotch gets covered in barbecue powder, deep fried, burned and then the ashes are formed into little chunks like dried phlegm. I ate probably 1⁄4 of the half ounce. I couldn’t make myself continue. *blorf*
This meal wasn’t as exciting as the others.