I Spilt No Milk

I wanted to have a bowl of cereal this morning. However, the new bag resisted my initial attempts to open it until it suddenly burst and toasted oats coruscated through my kitchen like underfoot-​crunching manna from heaven. The bag split completely in half so every bit went to waste. I should stick with peanut-​buttered toast. My break-​fast was simultaneously broken and unbroken.