A Short List of Things I’ve Failed

  • Devel­op­ing con­sis­tent­ly healthy eat­ing habits
  • Fig­ur­ing out a reg­u­lar exer­cise schedule
  • Dri­ving below the speed limit
  • Patience
  • Home own­er­ship
  • Long-term roman­tic relationships
  • Invest­ing
  • Weight loss
  • Scram­bled eggs
  • Good pos­ture
  • Beat­ing the orig­i­nal Super Mario Brothers
  • Going on vacation
  • Not being weird
  • Pub­lish­ing my writing
  • Being respect­ed in my community
  • Learn­ing guitar
  • Being qui­et
  • Express­ing emotion
  • Lis­ten­ing
  • Hav­ing confidence
  • Ancient Greek 103
  • Mak­ing bis­cuits from scratch
  • Writ­ing regularly
  • Main­tain­ing friendships
  • Doing dish­es in a time­ly manner
  • My son
  • My mom
  • My dog
  • You